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Old April 4th, 2012, 08:11 PM   #1
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My Life With Jesus

I'd like to share with you all my experiences with Jesus.

Jesus came into my life five years ago and I finally accepted him.

Since then, my life has been much better.

When I'm sad, Jesus comforts me. When I'm happy, Jesus shares my joy. Jesus is always there for me. He's never too busy, or too tired, to guide and protect me.

My life was horrible until I found Jesus, and I'm thankful every day since that Jesus entered my life.

Damn, I hope he doesn't get deported. The lawn would be a disaster without him.
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Old April 5th, 2012, 07:58 AM   #2
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Damn, I hope he doesn't get deported. The lawn would be a disaster without him.
I am more concerned about Jesus deporting me. Jesus has already been deported in many places in America.
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