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Old February 5th, 2013, 04:11 PM   #21
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No it's not - they kill children and export the things for others to do the same. Prevent murder: ban guns!
They insist they have a right to bear arms hence the outcry against banning firearms. They also insist that I live in a far more violent country than their own which makes me very brave then because I dont wish to have a gun in my car/house/handbag because I obviously expect to be shot at!
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Old February 6th, 2013, 06:04 PM   #22
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They insist they have a right to bear arms hence the outcry against banning firearms. They also insist that I live in a far more violent country than their own which makes me very brave then because I dont wish to have a gun in my car/house/handbag because I obviously expect to be shot at!
In England the number of victims per capita is higher than in the US. The difference here is that we want the right people shot. In England it does not matter that you have more victims of crime because your government has made sure you cannot protect yourselves.

In England the bad guy does not get shot. The innocent crime victim gets beaten, clubbed, knifed, but not shot. Your government cannot protect you and it has stripped away your means to protect yourselves.
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Old February 16th, 2013, 07:04 AM   #23
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In England the number of victims per capita is higher than in the US. The difference here is that we want the right people shot. In England it does not matter that you have more victims of crime because your government has made sure you cannot protect yourselves.

In England the bad guy does not get shot. The innocent crime victim gets beaten, clubbed, knifed, but not shot. Your government cannot protect you and it has stripped away your means to protect yourselves.
This is, I'm afraid, pure, unadulterated drivel, the sort of codswallop the NRA puts about for the mugs. You live in a brainwashed dreamworld. And I don't live in England, but I've been there enough to know.
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Old February 16th, 2013, 01:45 PM   #24
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This is, I'm afraid, pure, unadulterated drivel, the sort of codswallop the NRA puts about for the mugs. You live in a brainwashed dreamworld. And I don't live in England, but I've been there enough to know.
The amazing thing about information is its wide accessibility.
I did not have to go to England to find those statistics.

But the next time you visit maybe you should try it with your eyes open.
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Old February 16th, 2013, 06:21 PM   #25
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Old February 17th, 2013, 02:00 AM   #26
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The amazing thing about information is its wide accessibility.
I did not have to go to England to find those statistics.

But the next time you visit maybe you should try it with your eyes open.

Perhaps you can explain then why it is that here in England, if someone is shot then it makes national news?

Whilst you're looking up statistics, try searching for Chicago and the number of shootings there IN A SINGLE W/END. Its a good example to illustrate the type of country you live in. Oh...and you won't find a matching city in UK.

You live in a violent country...accept it
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The amazing thing about information is its wide accessibility.
I did not have to go to England to find those statistics.

But the next time you visit maybe you should try it with your eyes open.
Well, you kill four times as many, and I'm sorry you have so many wicked children the cowboys have to shoot. You are not a little sick, laddie.
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Perhaps you can explain then why it is that here in England, if someone is shot then it makes national news?

Whilst you're looking up statistics, try searching for Chicago and the number of shootings there IN A SINGLE W/END. Its a good example to illustrate the type of country you live in. Oh...and you won't find a matching city in UK.

You live in a violent country...accept it
As do you. Only your victims, having been stripped of their ability to defend themselves from their assailants are the ones likely injured or killed. Do you think that the only important thing to a free people is to lessen the numbers who are killed with the use of guns?

You are focused on shootings instead of the entire list of violent crimes. In the US we can choose to defend ourselves. Can you say the same thing in England?

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Old February 17th, 2013, 12:08 PM   #29
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Well, you kill four times as many, and I'm sorry you have so many wicked children the cowboys have to shoot. You are not a little sick, laddie.
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In England the number of victims per capita is higher than in the US. The difference here is that we want the right people shot. In England it does not matter that you have more victims of crime because your government has made sure you cannot protect yourselves.

In England the bad guy does not get shot. The innocent crime victim gets beaten, clubbed, knifed, but not shot. Your government cannot protect you and it has stripped away your means to protect yourselves.
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Perhaps you can explain then why it is that here in England, if someone is shot then it makes national news?

Whilst you're looking up statistics, try searching for Chicago and the number of shootings there IN A SINGLE W/END. Its a good example to illustrate the type of country you live in. Oh...and you won't find a matching city in UK.

You live in a violent country...accept it
Sure but how many Americans get beaten, stabbed, mugged or otherwise maimed compared to the UK? People were killing each other for a few million years before guns were even an idea so focusing only on guns as if they're the only thing of note seems, well, stupid.
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Old February 17th, 2013, 03:27 PM   #31
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Sure but how many Americans get beaten, stabbed, mugged or otherwise maimed compared to the UK? People were killing each other for a few million years before guns were even an idea so focusing only on guns as if they're the only thing of note seems, well, stupid.
But the focus IS on guns isn't it? Thats the topic of this thread isn't it?
I don't see an outcry about banning knives or crossbows or catapults or rope...only guns and the mention of it incites such a reaction that its tantamount to limiting how many breaths you can take per minute!
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But the focus IS on guns isn't it? Thats the topic of this thread isn't it?
I don't see an outcry about banning knives or crossbows or catapults or rope...only guns and the mention of it incites such a reaction that its tantamount to limiting how many breaths you can take per minute!
Perhaps that is the wrong focus unless the real intention is to stand on a pile of small, bloody bodies and get the liberal and progressives moving "forward" to their own demise.

If we let the government disarm us without a revolution then shame on us. If the government attempts to disarm us then the march on Washington should be an armed march.

No one who brings forth such hateful legislation should be safe from political destruction.

But if the goal is to reduce mass killings there are many things we can do. We can take down those stupid signs that say "this place is full of stupid people waiting to be slaughtered."

And we can eliminate all of the laws that manufacture perfect mass killing zones. Then we can encourage responsible adults in all walks of life, including teachers and school administrators to be certify for concealed carry.

If we want to reduce gun murders across the board then we need to drain the swamp of Edited for Racism.

Nothing could be less effective than disarming citizens. We all must stop ignoring the ugly black and white truth.

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Old February 18th, 2013, 01:20 AM   #33
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While this is listed under "Political Humor" there is nothing humorous about it. I also read this OpEd from the Washington Post entitled The NRA?s school safety plan: Round up the sick and arm the children . The NRA has turned into some kind of sick, morally degenerate organization that has lost all touch with reality.
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Old February 18th, 2013, 05:31 AM   #34
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And yet:
In England the number of victims per capita is higher than in the US. The difference here is that we want the right people shot. In England it does not matter that you have more victims of crime because your government has made sure you cannot protect yourselves.

In England the bad guy does not get shot. The innocent crime victim gets beaten, clubbed, knifed, but not shot. Your government cannot protect you and it has stripped away your means to protect yourselves.
When they let you out, come over and see, and stop braying in that ludicrous manner. It is extremely tedious, your brainwashed nonsense.
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While this is listed under "Political Humor" there is nothing humorous about it. I also read this OpEd from the Washington Post entitled The NRA?s school safety plan: Round up the sick and arm the children . The NRA has turned into some kind of sick, morally degenerate organization that has lost all touch with reality.
I see the mirror effect here.
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Old February 18th, 2013, 05:44 AM   #36
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When they let you out, come over and see, and stop braying in that ludicrous manner. It is extremely tedious, your brainwashed nonsense.
PH.D. huh? LOL
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Old February 18th, 2013, 06:56 AM   #37
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PH.D. huh? LOL
Eh, Eeyore?
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Old February 18th, 2013, 07:15 AM   #38
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Both of you...Please attack the comments rather than the individual making it.
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Old February 18th, 2013, 07:41 AM   #39
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Both of you...Please attack the comments rather than the individual making it.
Fair enough - but I think that all I ever do is respond. I shall work on turning the other cheek!
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