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Old July 6th, 2013, 04:32 PM   #41
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Old July 9th, 2013, 04:24 PM   #42
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Old July 11th, 2013, 04:24 AM   #43
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The amazing thing about information is its wide accessibility.
I did not have to go to England to find those statistics.

But the next time you visit maybe you should try it with your eyes open.
Poor chap - the American extremists make up statistics the way other people breathe. In what is in effect a one-party (capitalist) state they can get away with any lies they please. We who live in rather greater freedom do tend to sneer: the American Right is truly weird!

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Old July 11th, 2013, 04:47 AM   #44
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Poor chap - the American extremists make up statistics the way other people breathe. In what is in effect a one-party (capitalist) state they can get away with any lies they please. We who live in rather greater freedom to tend to sneer: the American Right is truly weird!
Haters like you entertain me with your utterly undeserved sense of superiority. Please continue.
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Old July 11th, 2013, 05:22 AM   #45
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Haters like you entertain me with your utterly undeserved sense of superiority. Please continue.
I have never hated anyone but the evil smell named Margaret thatcher. What is making you feel so inferior, then, kid? I'm sure you are just as good as anyone else, but American extremists are rather horribly brainwashed, poor dabs, and believing nonsense does make you a bit of a laughingstock.
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Poor chap - the American extremists make up statistics the way other people breathe. In what is in effect a one-party (capitalist) state they can get away with any lies they please. We who live in rather greater freedom do tend to sneer: the American Right is truly weird!
What about British or other extremists? Do they make up statistics too or is it just Americans?
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What about British or other extremists? Do they make up statistics too or is it just Americans?
Because America is the world centre of capitalism, as was the UK in the Nineteenth Century, it can afford much weirder weirdoes. The present government of the UK, for instance, has long parted company with public opinion, but though a total American puppet with no serious support other than the bankers, it is nothing like as extreme as your Republicans. Nobody is.
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Old July 11th, 2013, 08:15 AM   #48
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I have never hated anyone but the evil smell named Margaret thatcher. What is making you feel so inferior, then, kid? I'm sure you are just as good as anyone else, but American extremists are rather horribly brainwashed, poor dabs, and believing nonsense does make you a bit of a laughingstock.
Oh, I'm not the inferior 1 here. You an your ilk are just bitter we took away your empire.
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Oh, I'm not the inferior 1 here. You an your ilk are just bitter we took away your empire.
I'm not English, friend, and my family detested the Empire. I don't like living in either an English colony of an American one.
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I'm not English, friend, and my family detested the Empire. I don't like living in either an English colony of an American one.
What does it matter if your English? We took away everyone's empires.
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Because America is the world centre of capitalism, as was the UK in the Nineteenth Century, it can afford much weirder weirdoes. The present government of the UK, for instance, has long parted company with public opinion, but though a total American puppet with no serious support other than the bankers, it is nothing like as extreme as your Republicans. Nobody is.

I see. So the fault is never yours nor your own people, just the Americans.

Good luck dying for your cause. When do you plan to make that happen and will there be a video?

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The rich have total control of the governments and the media, and their lies pervade everywhere. In such circumstances fatalism will tend to prevail, until they try to make us eat grass, to spite the Muslims. It's the way it works, alas! You fight or you die.
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What does it matter if your English? We took away everyone's empires.
Well, what does it matter if your American, since you just serve your masters like any old peasant anywhere? It matters whether I am English because I don't want to be English, me owd Mexican hatdance!
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I see. So the fault is never yours nor your own people, just the Americans.

Good luck dying for your cause. When do you plan to make that happen and will there be a video?
Into snuff movies are we? As American as apple pie, indeed.
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Into snuff movies are we? As American as apple pie, indeed.
Not at all. I just thought a lot of terrorists were into filming themselves becoming martyrs.

Besides, you're the one who brought up dying to stop Americans.
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Old July 13th, 2013, 06:23 PM   #55
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Well, what does it matter if your American, since you just serve your masters like any old peasant anywhere? It matters whether I am English because I don't want to be English, me owd Mexican hatdance!
Still hating us for our world domination I see. Don't feel bad, as far as global empires go, we're by far the most benevolent. We at least restricted our genocides to our own backyard.
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It's lonely at the top! Tough being #1 because everyone wants to take you down.
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Old July 14th, 2013, 11:11 AM   #57
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It's lonely at the top! Tough being #1 because everyone wants to take you down.
Gotta love the Euros acting like their empires, genocides, imperialistic wars and world policing never happened. Their utterly hypocritical attempts at demonizing the US are cute, like a puppy yipping at the heels of a lion (or eagle in our case).
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Gotta love the Euros acting like their empires, genocides, imperialistic wars and world policing never happened. Their utterly hypocritical attempts at demonizing the US are cute, like a puppy yipping at the heels of a lion (or eagle in our case).
Agreed, not to mention they are on the verge of imploding due to excesses by some of the EU members.
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Still hating us for our world domination I see. Don't feel bad, as far as global empires go, we're by far the most benevolent. We at least restricted our genocides to our own backyard.
You have shown what you are worth. Yet another world-disgusting racist murder made 'legal' under a non-law based on what is going on in the brains of racistgdegenerates, to serve the gunmen, which will shame your country forever.
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You have shown what you are worth. Yet another world-disgusting racist murder made 'legal' under a non-law based on what is going on in the brains of racistgdegenerates, to serve the gunmen, which will shame your country forever.
I see the point has gone over your over inflated head.
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