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Old August 20th, 2013, 04:49 PM   #1
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The American Dream turning into a NIGHTMARE!

Blacks moving in next door to you can be traumatic : DESTROYING America one family at a time.

So now ,after you and your lovely wife move into your dream home ;a home you both had to scrimp and save for;even had to work a second job.to get the extortionist 25% down payment ;there you see it unfolding right in front of your eyes. It happened when you came home early one friday afternoon.

You looked out the window and [ooops there it is...oooops ,there it is] two mini vans filled with African - Americans; and a beat up pick up truck, in front of the house directly in front and one lot over to yours. And these are your new neighbors. And just when you finally finished unpacking and you thought you could relax and start enjoying the America Dream of home ownership ;this happens!

Now this was not an ordinary house ;it was the house you and your lovely wife both loved ;with natural landscaping and even large outcroppings both front and back ,right there in a neat little cul d sac.

Your wife loved the extra large kitchen with the real hardwood cabinets and large recessed lighting ;easier for her to cook your favorite italian food.
And you both loved the master bedroom with the large walk in closets and a shower in tub ;sure to make bathing together a lot of fun.

Both your two attractive teenage daughters attending middle school liked it ;,especially the nice clean safe school ,in walking distance and the fire dept. close by was a real plus.
But when you saw these Blacks moving in ,you didn't know what to do, and what can you or anyone do in these circumstances?
So you called your wife and said to her" honey, guess who's moving in to the neighborhood? "
" let me guess, dear, A pastor and his lovely Amish family!"

" hardly ,honey ,its a large family of Blacks [ do these folks have normal families?] so let's call them a large group of African-Americans and they look the kind we once saw in harlem, new york, or Newark n.j. or OAKLAND"
" oh My My "

"Look dear ,don't do anything or say anything ,I'll be home soon and then we can talk" O.K.?
Then your two daughters come home and the first thing they ask you is; Daddy ,what does p--sy mean?
And what does c-nt mean daddy?
That's when you open the front window and you can hear it starting , the cat calls then endless m.f. words and the young blacks in their family yelling ' hey bitz ,gimme sum p--sy. bitz!!"

That's when it really hits you ,that's when you run into the bathroom and you feel like puking out your lunch;that's when you look at the drain in the sink and see all the money you invested in this home going down the drain.
You see , it was more than the 25% down ,it was the closing costs and trips to the furniture store and a call to penny's for custom drapes throughout the house [wow] custom drapes throughout !!

And now all you can hear is loud rap music ,the m.f. word and " hey,bitz gimme sum"
Then one day ,a few weeks later ,you go out into the garage and find this young black kid about 12 going through your tools.
So what are you going to do about it ? are you going to fire a couple of rounds into his abdomen over garage tools? No way!!

Then it occurs to you that you keep a loaded revolver in the smaller car tool kit and you instinctively see if it's still there; and thankfully it is.

Later on in the evening you call your good bud Dave and he tells you that a 12 year old black kid can rape your wife or daughter as well as an adult black guy ;and that's when you decide to bring the revolver inside and next to the nightstand.

And then that's when stuff really hit the fan;as if by speaking of the devil he appears , the black kid one afternoon is inside your house on top of your 14 yr, old daughter and she's yelling for help . The house looks like it's been ransacked and then you go into the bedroom open the nightstand drawer reach in and then you go crazy. and then... and then,,,, and then...

and then you're arrested and charged with a hate crime . The house is repossessed and the family breaks up.

And this is what I call DESTROYING AMERICA ONE FAMILY AT A TIME!!
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Old August 28th, 2013, 06:55 AM   #2
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Why didn't you tell your daughter to shut up and enjoy the Mandingo dick? How do you know that he wasn't was just finishing up the second round with your daughter after he did your wife? You need to relax and go with the flow...........
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Old August 28th, 2013, 05:55 PM   #3
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falcondule is such a drama queen!
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Old August 29th, 2013, 04:14 AM   #4
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Drama Queen? A big time Paranoid and maybe more
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Old August 29th, 2013, 10:54 AM   #5
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Back on topic please
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Old September 1st, 2013, 10:47 AM   #6
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The loud rap "music" would have been enough for me to sell the house. Although, while waiting for a buyer, I could have countered with my Epiphone SG guitar and Fender amp revved up, with a few rounds of Purple Haze (Jimi Hendrix) and Johhny B. Goode (Chuck Berry), to show them what some quality music is, from some real Black musicians.
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Old September 2nd, 2013, 10:11 AM   #7
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The American Dream turning into a NIGHTMARE!

You can pick your nose but you can't pick your neighbors.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess the new family was just as disappointed to find out you were his neighbor.
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Old September 3rd, 2013, 01:34 PM   #8
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You can pick your nose but you can't pick your neighbors.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess the new family was just as disappointed to find out you were his neighbor.
Integrating American neighborhoods is the way the judeo-marxists in this country are using to DESTROY this nation,one family at a time.


A study by the American Sociological Review suggests that while diversity in American cities is growing, few black and white families are moving to ethnically mixed areas, wrote Agence France Presse.
This suggests that self-segregation amongst these two particular groups is still alive, reported LiveScience.
The study looked at “mobility patterns” of blacks and whites that moved between 1977 and 2005. For black families, 43.7 percent moved to mostly black neighborhoods. For whites, 56.8 percent moved to white neighborhoods. The results were even more stark for people moving from already-segregated neighborhoods: 60 percent black families and 75 percent of white families moved from one segregated area to another.
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Old September 3rd, 2013, 01:36 PM   #9
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If blacks are disappointed, I couldn't care less . I'm sadly disappointed that the american people are so craven they would allow their homes to be turned into social cess-pools in order to make a race of useless eaters happy!
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Old September 3rd, 2013, 03:36 PM   #10
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If blacks are disappointed, I couldn't care less . I'm sadly disappointed that the american people are so craven they would allow their homes to be turned into social cess-pools in order to make a race of useless eaters happy!
I think things may be a bit more complex than your seemingly limited mentality understands.....regardless, we frown upon racists statements.
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Old September 3rd, 2013, 03:58 PM   #11
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sorry bout that!
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Old September 10th, 2013, 06:32 AM   #12
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What if you get your neighbor to pick your nose?
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