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Old August 30th, 2013, 02:53 PM   #1
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So now that we know what we know

A cow begged a butcher and his two assistants at an abattoir to spare its life.

Cow: Sir, what did I do to deserve this fate?

Butcher: The two cows that had been kept together with you in the same cowshed were found dead this morning. Our findings are as clear as they are compelling. We know you had killed them.

Cow: Sir, I had been sleeping soundly throughout the whole night. I did not know what had happened to them. What is your compelling evidence?

Butcher: We know you have the sharpest horns in the cowshed. We know that you have used your horns multiple times this year, and have used them on a ďsmaller scaleĒ against the two cows, i.e. fighting with them for a short while last week.

Cow: Sir, that was because they attacked me, and I had to defend myself. I did not fight with them last night.

Butcher: Both of them were gored to death by horns. We know you had killed them.

Cow: Sir, I was sleeping soundly throughout the night. When I woke up, they were already dead.

Butcher: You are the only cow found alive in the cowshed. We know you are the murderer.

Cow: Sir, I did not fight with them last night. Both of them must have killed each other in a fight.

Butcher: In a fight, there must be a loser and a victor. Itís impossible for a fight to end up with two losers. We know you are the murderer.

Cow: Sir, I had been sleeping throughout the whole night. I am innocent. Letís ask your assistants for their opinions.

First Assistant: We believe what we know.

Second Assistant: And we know what we know.

Butcher: So now that we know what we know, the question we must all be asking is: What will we do? You should know the answer.
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Old August 30th, 2013, 04:04 PM   #2
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Kind of nonsensicle.
Yes, my friend, you can find more nonsensicles in real life!
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Old November 3rd, 2014, 08:55 AM   #3
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So now that we know what we know a porky in your house.

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Old November 4th, 2014, 01:24 AM   #4
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welcome back reedak!
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Old November 4th, 2014, 05:06 AM   #5
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welcome back reedak!
Glad to find you here again. How many members have you recruited into your secret society so far?
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Old November 4th, 2014, 02:29 PM   #6
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Glad to find you here again. How many members have you recruited into your secret society so far?
Just one.
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Old November 4th, 2014, 02:42 PM   #7
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Just one.
It is against club policy to comment upon itself, you are demoted to the status of denigrate immediately and must be denied access for 11 days.
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Old November 4th, 2014, 04:05 PM   #8
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That's weird!
As am I....thus the Poobah position.
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