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Old September 17th, 2013, 06:15 AM   #1
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Unhappy Muslims

I took this from another forum, s I found it both humorous and in some ways accurate......basically just wanted to share it:

"THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!


They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ..
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in Canada .
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland .
They're happy in Denmark .

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How dumb can you get?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel crap
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no sh*t Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse "
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Old September 17th, 2013, 04:02 PM   #2
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are you serious?

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Originally Posted by tecoyah View Post
I took this from another forum, s I found it both humorous and in some ways accurate......basically just wanted to share it:

"THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!


They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ..
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in Canada .
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland .
They're happy in Denmark .

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How dumb can you get?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel crap
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no sh*t Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse "
I thought you were smart. Honestly ,I took you for a brain..
would you be happy living in a country where you could be bombed anytime a more powerful country thinks you have secret weapons and are hiding them? prove you aren't! WOW . !!
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Old September 17th, 2013, 06:43 PM   #3
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I thought you were smart. Honestly ,I took you for a brain..
would you be happy living in a country where you could be bombed anytime a more powerful country thinks you have secret weapons and are hiding them? prove you aren't! WOW . !!
Your original thoughts were far more accurate than those you just posted. It seems you did not quite understand the mixture of humor and subtle commentary contained in the post....one would think the introduction I made to it would have made it relatively clear.

As I do not live in a country such as you describe, and thus have nothing but my own opinion to give....I can "prove" nothing, nor do I pretend to. Your assumptions are just that.....and I think we all know the saying.
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Old September 18th, 2013, 03:04 PM   #4
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just having a laugh. at my expense..
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Old November 15th, 2013, 04:10 PM   #5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tecoyah View Post
I took this from another forum, s I found it both humorous and in some ways accurate......basically just wanted to share it:

"THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!


They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ..
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in Canada .
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland .
They're happy in Denmark .

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How dumb can you get?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel crap
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no sh*t Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse "
Oh maybe it could get worse. You see, the line they told you about when you die it all gets better (the 72 virgins). Actually, it is one virgin, 72 years old.
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Old November 15th, 2013, 04:31 PM   #6
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And it's a guy!
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Old November 15th, 2013, 05:13 PM   #7
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...with 72 years of pent up desire ready to unleash on a suicide bomber's hapless soul.
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Old November 15th, 2013, 09:25 PM   #8
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A bit on the sectarian side, no?
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