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Old July 31st, 2017, 05:00 PM   #1
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Three strange bedfellows screaming "Monster! Monster!"

A man heard some funny noises while passing by a small hut. Peeping through a window, he found a fat boy squeezed in between two elderly men in a small bed.

"Hey, Xi and Putin! What are you guys doing to poor Kim on the bed?"

Without answering his question, the three guys just struggled to pull a blanket over their heads, screaming: "Monster! Monster!"

Looking at a mirror above the bed, the man realized he was still wearing a Trump mask after robbing a bank.

Donald Trump: Italian brothers arrested after cash machines robbed by men in president masks - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

http://www.nydailynews.com/newswires...icle-1.3283369

Russia rebuffs U.S. on North Korea, says Moscow, Beijing not to blame | Reuters

Russia rebuffs U.S. on North Korea, says Moscow, Beijing not to blame | TODAYonline

Russia blocks U.N. condemnation of N.Korea missile over ICBM label | Reuters

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Old August 1st, 2017, 05:42 AM   #2
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Idea: you should post TWO separate threads; one for a silly story, another for "NEWS" (fake or otherwise).

Maybe even separate threads for discrete "news" stories.
Basically anything negative about Trump is fake and anything that paints him in a pretty light is real.
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Old August 1st, 2017, 06:47 AM   #3
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BINGO! At least so far it has been that way with the media. Doubt it will change anytime soon!
Thanks for showing your true colors...confirmation is always appreciated.
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Old August 1st, 2017, 10:56 AM   #4
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I'm only confirming reality (aka what is really happening in the world today), not what I "believe" at all..
Am I to assume then that you do not believe reality?
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Old August 1st, 2017, 12:11 PM   #5
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I believe the really that some much that was reported as actual news, ended up be 100% FAKE.

Notice you don't hear anymore about "collusion"? That horse had done died!
I see....so as assumed you decide what is fake reality, which makes reality rather pointless in your mind and explains much. As far as collusion, this is regularly discussed but has been replaced in many cases with far more serious problems. Such as obstruction of justice, lying, money laundering, and even espionage. By the time this ends Trump will wish for the collusion days.
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Old August 1st, 2017, 04:55 PM   #6
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Idea: you should post TWO separate threads; one for a silly story, another for "NEWS" (fake or otherwise).

Maybe even separate threads for discrete "news" stories.
Macbeth: "False face must hide what the false heart doth know."

As seen in the high demand for Trump masks, people are more interested in putting on a "false face" than hearing fake news.

Perhaps you can try walking around your neighbourhood with a Trump mask on Halloween night.

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Donald Trump masks a sellout for Halloween celebrations across Australia - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

Donald Trump Halloween mask sales continue to outsell Hillary Clinton's | Daily Mail Online

Trump masks sold out in Japan? but why? Japanese netizens weigh in with their*reasons | SoraNews24

Chinese factory mass produces Donald Trump masks - Business Insider
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YOU wish!
Actually...Yes I Do. Fortunately there are some wishes that come true.
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Old August 2nd, 2017, 06:10 AM   #8
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The do. But no actual evidence of an actual CRIME, means no dream come true for you.
Is it the density of blubber that crowds out gray matter, or perhaps some strange injury in childhood that prevents you from understanding the investigation process?

Seriously, this is really sad.
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LOL!!!

Investigations FIRST have evidence of an actual crime FIRST. THEN they search for evidence tying said crime to an individual.

There has been NO evidence of a crime!!!

Hint: they don't EVER do random searches for evidence of a crime, if they don't have any in the 1st place!!! That is called a WITCH HUNT!!!

It would be like authorities going door to door doing random searches in homes for evidence of a MURDER. No! They wait until they get a call about a murder, THEN they search for evidence tying the crime to a particular individual - hello?!

Get it yet?

Either you think they are doing a "backwards search" (aka witch hunt), or you think there IS evidence of a crime. Which is it?

If it is the latter, what is that actual evidence? (please provide link). If there actually is actual evidence, it would be common public knowledge by now, and Trump would have been IMPEACHED by now.
Hold on here....so an investigation must have evidence to begin, but there is no evidence and an investigation is taking place?

Pick one.
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Have A Nice Day
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Old August 2nd, 2017, 08:04 PM   #11
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Idea: you should post TWO separate threads; one for a silly story, another for "NEWS" (fake or otherwise).

Maybe even separate threads for discrete "news" stories.
Furthermore in response to your post, I want to add that nobody in his right frame of mind would confuse a joke with a "news" story, fake or otherwise.

It won't be surprising that you would find the news in the link below too unbelievable to be true.

"Iím having my period, wanna take a rest."

Finally, you can relax and clear your confused mind with an "unbelievable" song in the article entitled 'I So Stunned Like Vegetable' Sings Chen Tianwen in 'Unbelievable' | Time.com

P.S. In case you get more confused after listening to the "unbelievable" song, please take note of the reminder about the "Political Humor and Satire" column - "For the lighter side of politics so don't take everything here seriously".
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