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Old October 1st, 2014, 05:07 AM   #1
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Doh! My Idea For A New Religion is Taken!

Oh, come on! Since pretty much all religions SUCK and have major tarnishes throughout history, I thought of a brand new one that I was going to call Carlinism, whereby George Carlin IS God, I come to find out it already exists!!!

According to Urban Dictionary:

"Carlinism
The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts."

I believe that the above is in slight error; that he believed ALL politicians are full of it!

There is also a Facebook page dedicated to the religion: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Carli...45507122188113

I just may become religious yet!

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Old October 1st, 2014, 05:44 AM   #2
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Oh, come on! Since pretty much all religions SUCK and have major tarnishes throughout history, I thought of a brand new one that I was going to call Carlinism, whereby George Carlin IS God, I come to find out it already exists!!!

According to Urban Dictionary:

"Carlinism
The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts."

I believe that the above is in slight error; that he believed ALL politicians are full of it!

There is also a Facebook page dedicated to the religion: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Carli...45507122188113

I just may become religious yet!


I would join up...but, lord Carlin would frown upon me and call me a moron.
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Old October 1st, 2014, 06:11 AM   #3
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I would join up...but, lord Carlin would frown upon me and call me a moron.
If he did, it would all be in fun. Like the time Larry The Cable Guy called my son a "fartknocker" in his early days on a local radio show, when he made an appearance at a car dealership & we went for free pizza.
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Old October 3rd, 2014, 08:05 AM   #4
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Old November 27th, 2015, 07:50 AM   #5
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I would join up...but, lord Carlin would frown upon me and call me a moron.
If he did, he would just be jesting.
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Old November 27th, 2015, 08:03 AM   #6
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Carlin was a very insightful man who managed to make life's BS pretty damn funny. Angels (like Gods), are unseen and impossible to evaluate products of human imagination until they can be seen.
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