A Modest Proposal for World War Three

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Certain personal experiences of the past few days have led me to consider, yet again, how thin-skinned and tetchy Americans are --- how quickly their tolerance for dissent and the opinions of other people disappears when criticism of their society and ways of doing things becomes at all fundamental or sustained.

These experiences have led me to consider a novel design for waging the up-coming World War III in a way that would be much less destructive to life and private property than nuclear destruction or artificially engineered biological plagues.

I have noted how upset Americans become when they read my own modest and decorous criticisms of things American. Consider what would happen if the blogosphere were inundated with tens or hundreds of millions of postings like mine, or much more harsh than mine?

As I well know, there are hundreds of millions of people in the world who are deeply upset by the crimes and evils that have emanated from the United States in the past 50 years, people whose sufferings would make their criticisms very bitter, and much less likely to conform to the canons of polite discourse than my modest remarks.

First, I would imagine that most Americans would be somewhat incapacitated by shock to discover how many people in the world dislike them, or even hate them. Second, they would have real difficulties in retaliating in kind. Many hundreds of millions of foreigners speak and write English well, but Americans, being mostly very poorly educated, do not know any foreign language sufficiently well to be able to write a criticism of foreign ways of doing things.

Such an attack, like another Pearl Harbor, would seriously disrupt the processes of propaganda and indoctrination which keep Americans satisfied with themselves and oblivious to the outside world --- indeed, much of the internet might grind to a halt.

Perhaps there are those who would become pale with disquiet to imagine hundreds of millions of me, or people much more direct and harsh than I. I would like to comfort them by saying that you can get used to anything, and, once the barrier that prevents them from considering fundamental criticisms of the American scene is broken down, they might even learn something!

Perhaps there would be a crash program to teach Americans foreign languages so that they could reply in kind, and, of course, if their criticisms of foreign ways were to be at all convincing, they would need to learn something about the rest of the world.

In this way, World War III could actually be a very positive experience!

This is just a very modest and tentative proposal, and any suggestions to make it more workable would be greatly appreciated. I started this thread to consider ways to make World War III more humane and less harmful, so any other proposals, of whatever nature, would be appropriate.
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if such a lashing out by foreigners against Americans would reduce their painful envy of us by even one degree, I'd say go for it.

Unfortunately, I don't think it would.

The real problem exists in the advancement of technology where other , more primitive cultures can now see (on the internet, TV, movies, etc.) exactly how lowly they are by comparison.

Before the invention of the internet and such, they were woefully unawares that the US of A had such opulent wealth and undisputed power. Seeing this for the first time creates a painful, dreadful cognitive dissonance within.

Questions like these arise:

How do they achieve so much...?
How do they have so much...?
How are they so advanced...?
How are they so powerful...?

These questions percolate in the minds of primitive cultures, leaving no good answer for their own ego. Answers to these caustic questions arise:

"Maybe we are dumb, lazy, base, by comparison to this great country."

Such a thought, however, would not be allowed to exist and would be replaced (quickly) by a more palatable, less painful thought...


"Maybe they have what I should have...Maybe they don't deserve this...Maybe they have gotten all of this by ill-gotten means..."


So to summarize, the awe of America turns to inner shame, which is put down in favor of the more digestible emotions of envy and anger and yes hate.

So starting a "we hate America war" of words has been going on for quite a long time (ever since technology has allowed other cultures to view themselves as the "have-nots"). Consequently we are already acclimated with the trivial envy of our lesser cousins.
 
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