New Requirements for Muslim Appeasements

Occasionally, we need to forget our differences and just let loose with a little humor. Some Muslims I know told me they even thought these were rather funny, so here we go :

New Requirements for Muslim Appeasements

1. Footwashing Basins - OK, but they have to be big enough to hold at least one lobster.

2. Prayer Rugs - OK, but they cannot be sprayed for fleas.

3. Prayer Rooms - OK, but they must have walls covered with pictures of Brigitte Bardot, Brigitte Gabriel, Robert Spencer, Paul Sperry, Pamela Gellar, and Michael Savage.

4. Muslim Cabbies Refusing Patrons With Alcohol Beverages - OK, but they must spend one week working in a brewery or an Irish bar.

5. Muslim Cabbies Refusing Patrons With Dogs - OK, but they must spend one week working in a dog kennel (cleaning cages).

6. Muslims Bosses Not Allowing Pork Products - OK, but they must spend one week cleaning up pig stys.

7. Muslims Blocking Aisles In Airplanes (to pray) - OK, but they cant be reimbursed for laundry bills for their clothes with footprints all over them.

8. Muslims Blocking Traffic in City Streets (to pray) - OK, but no complaints when the street water-washer truck goes by.

9. Muslim Protestors of Coffee Cart Playing Christmas Carols - OK, but they must allow 10 foot wide nativity scenes on their front lawns.

10. Muslims Suing Employers Over Headscarfs - OK, but they must wear baseball caps with a picture of Porky Pig on them, when not working.

tecoyah said:

Islamaphobics creating more than three thread in a political forum with no intent of discussing, debating, or seeming in any way rational - OK, but eventually even his own Gamma will say....this is getting pathetically Old.

And, the staff will begin removing the rantings.

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One of the positive/productive aspects of the OP is its Informativeness regarding Islamization ( a subject which most Americans are dangerously weak on. I'd venture to guess most people in this forum (or outside it) have never even heard of a footwashing basin, alcohol/dog discrimination, pork product discrimination, etc. This OP adds to the education (and a very needed one) of readers. YOU'RE WELCOME.

PS - there is no such thing as Islamaphobia. A "phobia" is an irrational fear based on nothing. But fear of jihad (violent or non-violent) is perfectly rational, as established by 20,000 violent, Muslim, jihadist attacks since 9/11, and thousands of instances of Islamization in schools, universities, workplaces, various branches of the government, airports, private homes, and the public streets.