President and First Lady Both Test Positive.

Telstar · Oct 2, 2020

Of course this could be a ploy to keep the ignoramus in chief from again making a fool of himself at the next debates or perhaps God himself was watching the debate and decided this is the best way to deal with the problem. Word has it that this was overheard at the White House, "Alexa, where do we keep the bleach, cough, cough?"

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Telstar · Oct 2, 2020

Captain Hindsight · Oct 2, 2020

I agree, this could be a political ruse for him to come back in 10 to 14 days and say "it was nothing but a sniffel, I must be really tough and strong. Anyone who dies from this is a loser".

Although if we're wrong and he is ill... maybe he shouldn't have pinned Hope Hicks up against a wall and forcibly mashing his mouth on hers while "just grabbing it".

Telstar · Oct 2, 2020

They are not giving out much information. That doesn't look good.

Telstar · Oct 3, 2020

Word is that medical experts are puzzled by Trump taking experimental drugs like Remdesivir and Regeneron.

Telstar · Oct 5, 2020

Telstar · Oct 6, 2020

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And I don't even need a goon to force Ivanka to sign an NDA, she knows what's good for her.

Telstar · Oct 7, 2020

Want to bet that IPOTUS is going to fake death and then announce he's emperor. That's what the insane Caligula did before he pretended to morph into a god.

Telstar · Oct 9, 2020

Like Caligula he will probably nominate a horse for a Senate seat or, another horses ass like most republican Senators.

Telstar · Oct 10, 2020

IPOTUS may be the first power mad DICKtator who was born without one. All he has down there is a tiny mushroom and that's useless unless Vlad's whores pee in his mouth.

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Telstar · Oct 10, 2020

I bet Russian factory troll, incel boys, dream about having pee pee sex with Russian hookers, anything to wash away the skank smell of the whores they are married to or the little girls they force themselves on, just like their hero IPOTUS does.

Telstar · Oct 11, 2020

Vlad Putin approves of this thread almost as much as he approves of Don's rectum. Carry on.

Telstar · Oct 12, 2020

Actually, IPOTUS despises the useful idiots that toss away their votes for him. Rather than shake their hands for supporting him he wants to pee in their faces. LOL

Telstar · Oct 12, 2020

He wears an S on his chest for Stupid Man.

Telstar · Oct 12, 2020

Why do repubicums enjoy having huge dildos shoved up their rectums Jizzy?

Telstar · Oct 13, 2020

Waiting for Jizzy to reply.

Telstar · Oct 13, 2020

Oops sorry, Jizzy can't reply because he's busy having someone shove huge dildos up his rectum. Carry on Jizzy, carry on.

Telstar · Oct 14, 2020

Positively they are both scum who deserve each other.

Telstar · Oct 14, 2020

In your cream dream, Putin factory troll.

Telstar · Oct 18, 2020

We survived the Trumplague of 2020. Save yourself because I'm trying to get reelected.

President and First Lady Both Test Positive.

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