Tonya Harding shot JFK

Tonya Harding assassinated John F. Kennedy in her previous life as Lee Harvey Oswald. Both Oswald and his victim, President Kennedy, returned in this life as figure skaters Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan.

Consider the evidence of reincarnation. Both Tonya Harding and Lee Harvey Oswald have the letters "Har" in their names. Both of their victims were Irish Catholics from Massachusetts whose last names began with the letters "Ke": John F. Kennedy and Nancy Kerrigan, and both were attacked in cities beginning with the letter "D": Dallas and Detroit. Time magazine also saw a connection in the assaults on Kerrigan and Kennedy. Margaret Carlson wrote in the February 21, 1994 issue, "The videocam verite of the clubbing [of Kerrigan] provides the same gritty realism that the Zapruder footage brought to Oliver Stone's JFK."



Harding and Oswald came from poor dysfunctional families and learned to use a rifle. Both were about the same age when they became infamous: Lee at 24, Tonya at 23. And they have similar facial features. Kennedy doesn't look like Kerrigan, but Kerrigan looks a bit like Jackie Kennedy. Perhaps God's joke is that JFK, the womanizer, should return in a body resembling his own wife.

Shane Stant is the one who whacked Kerrigan on the knee after her afternoon practice session on January 6 at Cobo Arena. However, Harding’s husband Jeff Gillooly stated through his attorney that Tonya “gave the OK for the assault on Nancy Kerrigan. The final decision was hers to make.” Another conspirator, Shawn Eckardt, asserted that Tonya called the Kent Arena near Boston to ascertain Kerrigan’s schedule to aid Stant’s stalking effort. (As noted in Thin Ice: The Complete Uncensored Story of Tonya Harding by Frank Coffey and Joy Layden.)

Lincoln-Kennedy links point to God

Nancy and Tonya aren't the only reborn performers in the skating rink. The 1994 Winter Olympics was literally a Cold War, but this time a reborn Nikita Khrushchev prevailed as gold medalist Oksana Baiul, narrowly beating Kennedy/Kerrigan, who took the silver.

Milestones in the lives of Nikita and Oksana are linked by identical months and days. On March 14, 1953, Khrushchev succeeded Malenkov as secretary of the Communist Party. On March 14, 1993, Baiul won the Worlds Ladies Figure Championship in Prague. On February 25, 1956, Khrushchev denounced Joseph Stalin in a speech before the Communist Party Congress in Moscow. On February 25, 1994, Oksana earned her gold medal.

In a profile of Baiul in the April 1996 issue of Esquire magazine, Michael Angeli wrote that Oksana's mirth "reminds me of the way we all liked Khrushchev to be happy." Khrushchev saved Ukrainians from starvation after World War II, even defying Stalin's orders to divert food to other parts of the Soviet Union. Perhaps it is karma that Khrushchev returned in the body of a Ukrainian ice princess.

Many Russians have nostalgia for Khrushchev and the more prestigious era of the Soviet Union, an aspiration that has been corrupted by that thug, Vladimir Putin. Oksana should consider reclaiming her power, perhaps returning to Moscow as the czarina of a restored monarchy. I can easily picture her face on stamps and coins.

What other world leaders came back at the 1994 Winter Olympics? Surya Bonaly finished fourth. She's that black woman from France who was renowned for her athletic style. She may really have been Charles DeGaulle doing a back flip and landing on one skate.