Trump: China to buy $50 billion US farm goods annually

Jun 2013
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1. Imagine you were a pig farmer selling a lot of pigs to a restaurant. One day the restaurant owner died of heart attack, and his business was taken over by his son.

The new owner began to complain that you were "stealing" his business and money because you sold more than you bought from him. In order to reduce his "trade deficit", he forced you to purchase a large amount of food that could feed at least 10 people at every meal. Literally you were force-fed like a Beijing duck.

2. As part of a so-called phase-one deal, Trump claimed that China would purchase a steep $50 billion worth of agricultural products from the US annually. Well, every farm product has an expiry date of its own especially when we consider the long time lag between harvesting and putting the food into the stomach after a long voyage across the Pacific.

One way for China to deal with the problem of unsold, rotten farm products is to dump them into the sea for the construction of artificial islands. Perhaps that is the best way to stop the US from complaining about Chinese activities in the South China Sea.

How can the US complain anymore? The artificial islands would be built at an astronomical cost for reducing US trade deficit. o_O
 
Oct 2019
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San Bernardino, CA
In a huge pond, there lived many fish. They were arrogant and never listened to anyone. In this pond, there also lived a kind-hearted crocodile.

He advised the fish, “It does not pay to be arrogant and overconfident. It could be your downfall." But the fish never listened to him. “There is that crocodile, advising us again," they would say.

One afternoon, the crocodile was resting beside a stone near the pond, when two fishermen stopped there to drink water.

The fishermen noticed that the pond had many fish. “Look! This pond is full of fish. Let’s come here tomorrow with our fishing net," said one of them. “I am surprised we have not seen this place before!" exclaimed the other.

The crocodile heard all this. When the fishermen left, he slowly slipped into the pond and went straight to the fish. “You all had better leave this pond before dawn. Early morning those two fishermen are going to come to this pond with their net," warned the crocodile.

But the fish just laughed and said, “There have been many fishermen who have tried to catch us. These two are not going to catch us either. Do not you worry about us, Mr. Crocodile," they said in a mocking voice.

The next morning, the fishermen came and threw their net in the pond. The nets were big and strong. Very soon all the fish were caught. “If only we had listened to Mr. Crocodile. He had only wanted to help. For our arrogance we have to pay with our lives," said the fish.

The fishermen took the foolish fish to the market and sold them for a good profit.
 
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