Agong's Science Fictions (阿公讲古)

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There lived a weird old man who liked to spend his time telling fairy tales and science fictions to the children in his village. Although he had been living for a long time in the village, nobody knew his real name. The children in the village called him "Agong", a Chinese term of respect for an old man or a grandfather. As usual, one fine day in 2023, he sat on a rock under a tree outside his house with a group of children gathering around him eager to listen to his stories.

"Some centuries down the road," began the old man, "a certain country might succeed in making an immortality pill which could place astronauts into a state of suspended animation in long-distance space travel. Two candidates -- a young man and a young girl, both of age 18 -- would be selected for the space mission. After being induced into a deep hibernation state by the immortality pill, they would be placed side by side in a lying position in a coffin-shape starship."

"Why should they be made to sleep like Sleeping Beauty in their deep space mission?" A 15-year-old boy interrupted Agong.

"The hibernation technology is considered essential for humans to explore distant planets," replied Agong. "In my science fiction or fairy tale, the couple would not be sleeping for 100 years like Sleeping Beauty. Their biological clocks would be halted after taking the immortality pills, and they would be sleeping for billions of years in their space odyssey instead. Any astronaut travelling for so many years in an enclosed space would be bored to death, even if he could survive without food or water like a god."

After asking the children whether they had anymore questions about the immortality pill, Agong continued his story: "At the final countdown, the AI-driven, solar-powered interstellar spacecraft, which would also be equipped with stellar engines for converting light energy from distant stars into 'stellar power', would be launched into the vast expanse of the cosmos towards the Andromeda Galaxy."

At this point, Agong paused and told the children, "Sorry, I have to rush to the toilet. Wait here for a short while for the rest of the story."

I have forgotten to inform the readers that the weird old man had a very weak stomach. Hence he often stopped halfway in the story to rush to the toilet. To him, "wait here for a short while" meant waiting for a long time, because he usually spent many hours in the toilet! 😇

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