Jokes from an administration in disarray

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Joke 12

1. North Korean state media released a series of photos of Kim Jong Un visiting a potato farm, suggesting he may have opted to visit the farm instead of meeting with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo....

The photos come after several tense exchanges between North Korea and Pompeo following his visit, which was meant to shore up details of the agreement signed by Kim and President Trump at the close of their summit last month.

Pompeo met with several North Korean officials, but not with Kim.

North Korea said after the follow-up talks that the meetings with Pompeo were “regrettable,” and accused the U.S. of using “gangster-like” tactics to push denuclearization....

Source: https://thehill.com/policy/internat...ia-release-photos-of-kim-at-potato-farm-after

2. Herein I coin the term "pompato" for a rogue politician who uses “gangster-like” tactics to push his demands. :)

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The pompato is impaled while fishing in troubled waters.

Source: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/a/202007/15/WS5f0e3fa0a31083481725974f.html
 
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Joke 18

1. Dr. Anthony Fauci has a good bedside manner with the public, but he has been wrong about everything I have interacted with him on.

In late January, when I was making the case on behalf of the president to take down the flights from China, Fauci fought against the president’s courageous decision — which might well have saved hundreds of thousands of American lives....

So when you ask me whether I listen to Dr. Fauci’s advice, my answer is: only with skepticism and caution.

Source: https://www.usatoday.com/story/opin...-peter-navarro-editorials-debates/5439374002/

2. "Jack of all trades, master of none" is a figure of speech used in reference to a person who has dabbled in many skills, rather than gaining expertise by focusing on one.


3. Herein, I coin the term "vararon" for a "Jack of all trades but master of none". Would you entrust your life to a vararon instead of a neurosurgeon for your brain surgery?
 
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