You and your cult leader are now showing early signs of the problem.
Your TDS is clouding your judgement!
Trump Derangement Syndrome
Trump Derangement Syndrome (
TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Donald Trump, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason.
Symptoms for this condition can be very diverse, ranging from hysterical outbursts to a complete mental break. TDS can also often result in the sufferer exhibiting violent,
homicidal, or even genocidal desires.
Sufferers have also been known to wish direct self harm on themselves (such as increased taxes, a desire for an
economic recession, and even
nuclear war), provided that a action might in some way hurt Donald Trump.
Paranoia is also a common symptom of TDS. Sufferers have been known to believe that they are in some way being persecuted, and in some cases believe they are about to be a victim of genocide. The paranoia does however not seem to be bad enough to make TDS sufferers act on their beliefs to the extent of attempting to actually leave the united states.
If properly treated, suffers of TDS can make a
full recovery. Many suffers have been known to grow out of TDS, yet many can only be treated by having their condition directly treated through the application of logical reasoning. It is also known that products containing soy can
exasperate the condition.
"Did you hear what sarah said the other day? She was saying how the US is more
authoritarian than North korea, and that we're actually the bad guys! She says she wants to move to North Korea when she graduates!"
"Yeah I know.. she has a serious case of
TDS.."
"What's that?"
"Trump Derangement Syndrome"
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