I think we all may be too hard on Trump Political Channel (TPC) Fox. Sure, they continue to lie their asses off for money, at the cost of a mere ¾ $billion so far, but they are providing an important public service. There are millions of Americans who desperately need their most heart-felt fears confirmed and expanded daily. Seems the older you get the more fears you need to fill your day.
The Fox Political Channel fills that need. 70% of the TPC (Fox) audience is over 50. Their median age is 68. I am 76. I can safely say that us elder Americans are bewildered by the rate of change that is happening in the world we live in. We cannot keep up. We need someone to tell us daily who our new "enemy" is!
According to TPC, our enemies (aggregated into the Left) or simply known as "Them," are demonic, non-human, psychopaths, child molesting, baby blood drinking, election stealing and genuinely anti-American people trying to masquerade as our fellow church members, neighbors, relatives, librarians, doctors, police, teachers, service providers and elected officials. We should fear them all. TPC shows us how devious they all are! As the Trump Political Channel says 24x7x365 "They are far worse than you think!!!!"
Here's the genius of TPC.
Remember the most popular guy in your youth? He was the one who could, as you sat around the campfire, tell you the scariest ghost stories. He could scare the bejesus out of you.... and you loved it! (Those of you under 64, return to your phones)
Our premier ghost story teller in our youth is the one responsible for all our national "division." He was the guy who addicted us to Ghost Stories. (Long before Steven King) He showed us the enlivening thrill of lurking DANGER. When we feel lurking danger, we feel more alive!
The Trump Political Channel has simply replaced your favorite ghost story guy with millionaire ghost story experts. They deftly feed older Americans ghost stories of endlessly impending danger. Ghost stories made us all feel more alive back then and we damned sure need someone to help us know who to blame for our daily inflamed fears today.
TPC provides our daily Fear fix. Thank you, daily fear source. As all of us elderly fear addicted folks know, a day without a new fear is a day without sunshine.
The Fox Political Channel fills that need. 70% of the TPC (Fox) audience is over 50. Their median age is 68. I am 76. I can safely say that us elder Americans are bewildered by the rate of change that is happening in the world we live in. We cannot keep up. We need someone to tell us daily who our new "enemy" is!
According to TPC, our enemies (aggregated into the Left) or simply known as "Them," are demonic, non-human, psychopaths, child molesting, baby blood drinking, election stealing and genuinely anti-American people trying to masquerade as our fellow church members, neighbors, relatives, librarians, doctors, police, teachers, service providers and elected officials. We should fear them all. TPC shows us how devious they all are! As the Trump Political Channel says 24x7x365 "They are far worse than you think!!!!"
Here's the genius of TPC.
Remember the most popular guy in your youth? He was the one who could, as you sat around the campfire, tell you the scariest ghost stories. He could scare the bejesus out of you.... and you loved it! (Those of you under 64, return to your phones)
Our premier ghost story teller in our youth is the one responsible for all our national "division." He was the guy who addicted us to Ghost Stories. (Long before Steven King) He showed us the enlivening thrill of lurking DANGER. When we feel lurking danger, we feel more alive!
The Trump Political Channel has simply replaced your favorite ghost story guy with millionaire ghost story experts. They deftly feed older Americans ghost stories of endlessly impending danger. Ghost stories made us all feel more alive back then and we damned sure need someone to help us know who to blame for our daily inflamed fears today.
TPC provides our daily Fear fix. Thank you, daily fear source. As all of us elderly fear addicted folks know, a day without a new fear is a day without sunshine.
