Zombies are fun.

David · Jun 1, 2012

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/3...zombie-attack/comment-page-2/#comment-1222403

Stupid cop, could of saved ammo by going for the head shot.

On a more serious note, a typical Miami guy had a little to much fun and became a zombie in the classical sense. Unlike classical zombies which are docile slaves, this guy, due to the drug used, exhibited more typical zombie behavior and after undressing attacked a homeless man under a Downtown on ramp next the the Miami Harold building (Convenient, no?). After a cop arrived, the 'zombie' simply growled and continued to eat his (still living) victim. The cop drew his weapon and continued trying to talk the man down before firing to no effect. After his 2nd shot also proved ineffective he let loose until the zombie went down. The homeless man is now in critical condition but alive.

zoldos · Jun 4, 2012

Crazyness. I wonder what drug he was on?

David · Jun 4, 2012

zoldos said:
Crazyness. I wonder what drug he was on?

Bath Salt (not really bath salt, it's the street name). It's been known to damage the heart, cause paranoia (and general insanity) and mess with motor functions. Ether this guy had Bath Salt cut with something nasty or whoever made it figured out the chemicals with the worst side effects, amped them up and used them all. The result was a man eating zombie in midday Downtown Miami.

zoldos · Jun 4, 2012

Oh yeah I remember this. He was like eating the guy's face? The "zombie" needs to stick to weed.

The GMan · Jun 5, 2012

Just goes to show you that the hardcore drugs will really mess your mind up. The government said the zombies are not real, well the CDC has other plans. (unable to post links yet but just google-fu CDC zombie guide)

All kidding aside, zombies are just a fun topic to talk about. Now with a 28 days later Rage virus, that isn't that far off base.

zoldos · Jun 5, 2012

I've never seen 28 Days Later but it looks good.

Who knows what the CDC is up to now-a-days...

David · Jun 7, 2012

zoldos said:
I've never seen 28 Days Later but it looks good.

Who knows what the CDC is up to now-a-days...

They actually have a what to do page for a zombie outbreak.v

Exel · Jun 7, 2012

I heard about this story on the radio on my way to school.
Although the radio people were really angry that people were calling him a 'zombie.'
They stated that to be considered a zombie, you have to die and come back to life.
This person was not dead.

Thought it was pretty funny.
Still, this story is pretty interesting, crazy what some drugs can do to you.

David · Jun 7, 2012

Exel said:
I heard about this story on the radio on my way to school.
Although the radio people were really angry that people were calling him a 'zombie.'
They stated that to be considered a zombie, you have to die and come back to life.
This person was not dead.
Thought it was pretty funny.
Still, this story is pretty interesting, crazy what some drugs can do to you.

Clearly they never saw 28 Days/Weeks Later, I Am Legend or read up on Voodoo Zombies.

zoldos · Jun 7, 2012

David said:
They actually have a what to do page for a zombie outbreak.v

Crazyness!!

amirex111 · Jun 11, 2012

funny stuff!

clax · Jun 15, 2012

I believe that true believers in the zombie are calling it a z pocolipse. Look it up, quite a bit entertaining.

eunice · Jul 10, 2012

LOL. funny

clax said:
I believe that true believers in the zombie are calling it a z pocolipse. Look it up, quite a bit entertaining.

haha hit like button

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David · May 24, 2013

An update. Miami cannibal attack victim recovering - CNN.com Video

Zombies are fun.

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