My Daily Blog - 6/19/19 - "Idiotic Gas Can Spout Valves"

Dec 2018
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Tempe, AZ
They say "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions". Well, there is nothing truer than that when you look at those stupid valves inside modern gas can spouts. :mad:

Not sure how a gas can is any safer with stupid valves in the spouts to try to "idiot proof" pouring gas, but they work very poorly and are a PAIN IN THE ASS and make pouring gas a tedious, long drawn out process!!! :confused:

We've had a gas can for a few years now that has been a PITA. Last year, I bought a 5 gallon can at Walmart to carry spare diesel. I just got around to dumping it in a vehicle, and this newer gas can is EVEN MORE of a PITA than the old one!!! :mad::mad::mad: I ended up having to force said valve down, and clamping the nozzle with vice grips to hold valve open!!! :rolleyes: It simply would not work as it was "supposed to" in my car's fuel filler, and even with my mod, it still took excruciatingly LONG to empty can. :oops:

I had hoped to replace older can with emptied newer on, but I apparently need to redesign nozzle, and RIP valve out completely!!! :D
 
Oct 2012
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i agree totally!
I bought one recently that has a push button valve system that is hard to operate while pouring / holding a can .
 
Dec 2018
1,435
30
Tempe, AZ
i agree totally!
I bought one recently that has a push button valve system that is hard to operate while pouring / holding a can .

Yeah, it is almost as aggravating as when you have to deal with a poorly designed urinal, in which no matter how you pee or aim, you can't avoid getting splash back. :mad:
 
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